Winston's Tail by Bad Dragon Review

 Hello and welcome back to a new review, today I will be looking at "Winston's Tail" a fantasy themed toy from no other than Bad Dragon! As per the usual I will be writing this review from a male perspective. Also as a note there are no nude or sexual photos in this blog, only pictures of the toy, or related non-pornographic images.

 So a little history "Winston's Tail" is the presumed predecessor to the very similar "Tail Stretcher" that BD (Bad Dragon) used to carry. They both are very similar to one another but the original Tail Stretcher however was significantly less textured. I can't really tell you much more than that seeing as the product was discontinued some time ago and actual info on it is scarce, apparently even the Way-Back Machine didn't have a usable backup for me to reference off of. ("Way Back Machine" is a site that archives other sites through out time so you can still view sites that may no longer be up, or allow you to see how the site has evolved over time.)

 I bought my Winston Tail back in October 2014, on a whim. It was a stock item that was without defects. It was listed as a "Rogue Color" and the photo that was provided was this one (There was a tad problem there that I will clarify later on.)

 
 (This was the photo BD provided on the product page)

 I used the site to order so things were easy as usual, it took about a week to get shipped out. (Just as a note this was before BD introduced it's "Next day or it's free policy" on it's stock toys.)

 This toy as like all Bad Dragon products is made with high quality Platinum Cure silicone, that is odor resistant, has high tear resistance and can be easily sanitized by boiling it, a mild bleach solution, or by putting it in the dishwasher.

 My particular model is soft in firmness and the Extra Large size. Here's the cool part if you might not know about Bad Dragon, almost all of their toys come in 3-5 sizes (Mini, Small, Medium, Large, XL) to cater to all levels of user's, and you can also order in 3 different firmnesses.

 
 (Here is a table they provide on the product page Giving the specific measurements for this toy at various sizes.)

 Well actually they also have 2 other options on some toys which are split firmnesses where you can either get the base of the toy cast in Hard firmness silicon then the shaft cast in soft also called a "Wide Split." Or you can get the Base cast in Hard and the shaft in medium which is known on their site as a "Firm Split."

 So in reality they have 5 firmnesses in all which is a pretty cool selection. They also have more customization options like Cumtubes and suction cups but they aren't applicable to this specific model of toy so I wall have to talk about them more in a different review.

 But one other thing you can do is pick your own color options either from a pre-selected pattern or you can attempt to have them make custom patterns, of course I couldn't do that as I had a ordered one that was already made.

 First Impressions: Okay first impressions are important, the issue was with this toy was mine was not good... Now why is that might you ask..? Well the silicone was nice to the touch, the texture exquisite looking... And the taper enticing... But... There was one very notable color defect that was not shown in the photograph they used to sell the toy.

 
(Picture of the defect.)

 On the tip of the tail their was a splotch of a rather unpleasant "Hard Boiled Egg Yolk" yellow that bled through the white that the tail was supposed to be. This obviously was from the bellies yellow highlight color.


(Another photo.)

 This struck me disappointed because this was originally supposed to be a gift to a friend and from the picture Bad Dragon posted the defect is almost completely invisible. But before you get the wrong idea about Bad Dragon please keep reading...

 
(Top down Photo.)

 Contacting Bad Dragon: Well the thing was I found out pretty quickly that my friend had already acquired their own toy and as such no longer needed this one so I just decided to hang onto it myself. But before this had occurred I had already contacted Bad Dragon and explained the situation and how that I was bothered by the particular photograph they used to sell this toy.

 The representative I talked to who's name I will keep discretionary basically told me "The color that it was listed as was "Rouge Color" so in reality it could of been anything... But we apologize for your dissatisfaction and as such I have granted you 25$ store credit to help make things right." (This is only a summarization as we went back and forward over a few messages.)

 That was pretty cool of them to do as a company, and though they never directly apologized for the picture being misleading... What I saw come out of it next was almost as good...

 Basically upon checking the site from there on after and looking at their "Adoption" page which is what they call their page for ready made toys... I saw pictures of other Winston's Tails that had the same type of color defect as mine.

 But that's the key thing, the pictures actually slowed the color defect plain as day. Some of them would even have photos of multiple angles if one didn't quite cover it sufficiently. That in my opinion was amazing because the company took a complaint from a customer such as myself and made changes accordingly to more accurately serve their customers, and insure better satisfaction!

 Not very many companies will do that for you. And as such I felt very satisfied with their customer service and very happy to do business with them again.

 Second Look: Well basically because of that whole situation I couldn't actually use the toy in case I needed to send it back so It just sat around for a few days in preparation of it's fate. But seeing as things were resolved by Bad Dragon without issue it was time to actually have some fun with it.

 
(Tail next to bottle.)

 As I mentioned before the toy has quite a bit of texture and very nice taper that is meant to help train you to take larger toys down the line hence its predecessor's name the "Tail Stretcher." Now I won't lie I thought a tapered toy like this wouldn't really be that interesting to use as I tend to prefer toys that have "Knots" on them, but this toy actually was pleasantly surprising to use and more than passed my expectations for it!


 (Close up of the Tails Tip and Texture.)

 
 (A picture from Bad Dragon of a knotted toy called Nocturne. A knot is a bulge at the base of a toy that basically locks the toy into place after you pass a certain depth threshold.)

 Let me get into the meat of this then, I lubed up my toy and my butts entrance. I lined up and pressed the tip in slightly. What I found was because of the narrow tip of the Winston's Tail it took very little resistance to actually get it in. That probably makes a bunch of sense though I mean the tip is literally almost nothing in diameter after all, but still during initial penetration the sphincter tends to reject any and all penetration and tighten up...

 This toys seems to have just the right taper to it though that it can push it's way in easily and not cause the sphincter muscle to clamp down and cause unnecessary resistance that more blunt toys or objects might.


(A nice side shot of my Toy.)

 But here's the first surprising thing, even though the tip of the tail is very small it was also very stimulating going in. I think that might actually be in part because of how small it was, the tip seemed to almost tickle a bit but in a good way. This is contrary to just a blunt pressure you get from most toys, so basically this toy provided a new stimulation type I was not used to and with a good effect.

 (It should be mentioned though mine is in soft firmness, hard firmness might be more pokey than pleasurable. I haven't tried one in a harder firmness so I can't say for certain though.)

 As I continued to work my way down I could In fact feel a stretching sensation that presumably it's predecessor was named after. It was gradual, but of course became more intense the farther I worked my way down. And the taper is subtle enough that at no point during use did I experience any pain.

 It wasn't until I got about 3/4 of the way down did I feel a real good stretch though, but that is simply because I am very experienced with large toys already. After about the 3/4 point though man things got good, you know how when you first wake up in the morning and you stretch your muscles and it just feel so good to do so?

  That's how I would describe this sensation, the stretch just felt so good and not once displeasurable... And before I knew it I had reached the bottom... 13 inches in circumference, holy cow... The size that tends to push it for me is around 10, so I guess this toy did and amazing job doing what it is supposed to eh?




(It's taper is enticing, that is for sure...)

 Well possibly contrary to what it's supposed to be used for that was the only toy I needed for that session, It definitely impressed me.

 (Once again my toy is an extra large and they offer these toys in 4 sizes, so you shouldn't be intimidated.)

 
(The nice subtle texture on it helps lube stick to the toy better, leading to smoother play.)

Final Thoughts:
 -Because of its texture it does like to hold lube better than completely smooth toys, which is good.
-The shipping was about average but that was before Bad Dragon started shipping stock toys next day.
-I was disappointed by the misleading picture they chose to sell the toy.
-But they well made up for it after I contacted them via their customer support system.
-Silicon toys can be cleaned easily by Boiling, using a Dishwasher, or a Weak Bleach Solution.

 -Silicon tends to attract hair and lint like a magnet. (But once again can just be thrown in the dishwasher to clean...)
-The packaging form BD is always nicely done with Tissue Paper and their new custom bags that really catch the eye.

 -Pro(s):
 -Amazing Stretch Trainer
-More efficient than buying Several Stretching Toys.
-Can order in custom Hardnesses, Sizes and Colors.
-Made from High Quality, Easy to Clean and Odorless Silicon.
-Holds lube on it well.

 -Customer service was Swift and Polite.
-Easy going in.

 Con(s):
 -My toy had a color defect on it that was hard to see in the pic they provided.
-Shipping was about average to a little on the long side for companies selling stock items at the time.

 
(One last pic :)

 Though it might not be my most used Toy in the Box, it definitely has earned it's spot as a permanent resident. Great for warm ups, or just getting that stretch other toys fail to sate. I say it's worth about 4 stars, out of five.

 There you have it, my 100% honest opinion of this toy. As a heads up I paid full price for this toy and this review is not sponsored by the company in any way. Thank you for reading!

34" Silicone Tapered Rib Serpentine Colon Tube Review

Welcome:

 Hello everyone I hope that you are having a good day and are ready to do some reading. Let's just jump into it then shall we?

 The first thing I am going to review is siliconenozzles.com "34inch Silicone Tapered Rib Serpentine Colon Tube." Just as a heads up I am writing this from a male perspective. Also as a note there is no nude or sexual photos in this blog, only pictures of the toy, or related non-pornographic images.

 
(One of their stock images.)

 Let me start by saying wow this toy is long... 34 inches to be exact... Second thing, I want to immediately note is that due to its shape it was pretty easy to use.

 But let's not get ahead of ourselves just yet... First off let me just state what exactly a "Colon Tube" is for those who may not know. A "Colon tube" traditionally is a long tube meant to be inserted into the anus and deep within the colon and then used to administer and enema. Now before you get grossed out and leave I would like to say that is not what I use it for and not what this post is going to be about.

 Though colon tubes are originally meant for enemas they actually are really just any Tubular (The shape not the slang) Soft object that can be inserted in far enough to reach the colon. For some people that may be as little as 8-10 inches in. Though most colon tubes are typically at least 20 inches long.

 I bought this strictly for depth play and not for enemas just as a heads up, and the company apparently also understands that is a realistic consumer base as you can order (I do believe) any of their colon tubes with or without bores in them.

  Now I personally got mine with a 1/4 inch bore, but I did that so I could inject lube during use and keep things running well.

 
 (Bore holes in front and back.)

 First Impressions: When I first took it out of the box I was not necessarily shocked but a little surprised at how long 34 inches is when you are looking at a tube meant to be inserted into your butt. (Sorry no unboxing photos as I've already had this for awhile.)

 My second thought was a little disappointment at the fact the toy was so white... The reason being is I had ordered it in "Translucent" color so I expected it to be a little more see through... But in all honesty the company is not being dishonest as you can see a bit of light come through the silicone still which is pretty much the definition of translucent. I just expected more translucent than what it was...


 (How mine looks, pretty opaque...)

 This is actually a common problem with silicon toys as much of the body safe silicone(s) cure cloudy and not clear. A silicone toy that's 100% clear is one I don't trust is silicone, or at least is body safe silicone. (Note this could change in the future if they do come out with new formulas.)

 The next thing I noticed is the toy's very unique shape, it starts with a nice tapered tip which is 80 French or about 1 inch in diameter, then it gradually increases over the the next 2ish feet to about 122 French or 1.6 Inches. During this whole length there are notable ridges that provide excellent stimulation during use. The sight alone at the time admittedly roused up a little bit of a stirring in my groin. But more on that in a bit...

 After you get about two foot down you are meet with two "Retention Bulbs" that are up to 2.25 inches diameter at max and probably about 1.6 at min. These are made to help hold the tube in place if you are able to get it that deep.

 
 (Drumsticks for Comparison)

 Feeling the rubber that the toy was made of it felt very pleasantly soft, and by giving it a good stretch and maybe a few fun swings about like a flail, it seemed to be of high quality silicone and I felt confident it wouldn't tear easily. I ordered it in their 00-50 Plus Soft firmness which I feel was a good choice.

 Another note is that it had absolutely no smell unlike what you get with "Gel" or other cheap rubber toys. That is a major plus, but kinda expected with good silicone toys.

 Use: Okay I don't want to gross people out but if you plan on using this toy you'll more than likely need to clean out with an enema first, that is pretty much an understanding with any type of depth play. I will assume that if you are buying something this long you already know this and have planned accordingly.

 So when going to use this toy the first thing I did was inject a bit of Lube into my rectum with a syringe, honestly I tend to do this before almost any toying but still I figured I'd mention it. 

 I also applied a bit to the toy, running up and down it's length with my hand cuffed in the shape of an artificial sphincter. Noting how the ridges would build up a bit of pressure before "Popping" through my hand. Once again this excited me a bit.

 Just as a note the toy itself when lubed is extremely slick, of course that could be more the lube but I noticed in particular this toy has a very smooth finish that makes it glide effortlessly when lubed... So much so it can be a fight sometimes to hold.

 The tip being only 1 inch in wide went in pretty easily, and one thing I can tell you is I could very much feel every single ridge as it slipped past my sprinter in that same popping motion I noticed before. I have used some pretty big toys so I was a bit surprised on how much stimulation this still provided me.

 As I continued the toy slipped effortlessly through my sigmoid colon providing another unique type of stimulative pressure. To anyone who might not know the sigmoid colon is a sharp bend to the left that comes about 8 inches in and is the most common issue for people who can't take toys very deep without pain.

 
 (Image from www.cedars-sinai.edu)

 The good new is even if you are having issue's with the sigmoid colon hindering progression, by using soft tapering toys (Similar to what I am reviewing here) you can traverse this obstacle and pretty quickly train those muscles to relax and allow for deeper penetration in the future without issue.

 A bit after getting past the sigmoid I experienced a new sensation I never felt before, the entering of the Transverse Colon, and wow what a sensation reaching a whole new depth and stimulating a part inside you that had never been stimulated before... There really is nothing else like it in my opinion...

 Now I actually had tried going this deep before with an 18" double dong dildo, but even though it was only an inch wide too, the rubber was too hard and was only painful at best... So yes the right toy really can make a difference!

 After entering the Transverse colon I continued to push deeper, now feeling 4 unique stimulation all at the same time, the original penetration, the ridges passing through the sigmoid colon, the ridges literally popping past the bend entrance to the transverse colon and a general feeling of fullness (The good kind) like I would of never thought possible before trying this toy out!

 Not going to lie, this made me almost want to ejaculate right then, but don't be confused I am referring to an anal orgasm induced ejaculation which is very different than a penile induced ejaculation. The former is much better but I have only ever accomplished it a few times sadly.

 Anyways I continued pushing more and more in almost effortlessly, and all the while feeling every ridge essentially massage my gut from the inside out. Before I knew it I was sitting just above the retention balls. This sadly where things started to get difficult.

 Through some extra nudging I was able to get the first retention bulb all the way in, but the second was too much for me. Not that the balls are very large at all but I just seemed to hit my depth. I theorize by the feeling, I was unable to get past the turn going from the transverse colon to the ascending colon.

 Regardless I had one of the best ejaculations of my life but even still haven't managed to go any deeper.

Complications during play: Though my first experience was very good I did have a few issues during it, mainly just how dang slippery the toy was. This isn't the companies fault or nothing but it was just annoying.

 Basically due to the floppiness of the toy combined with its slipperiness I found it impossible to insert one handed. If you can manage to get a good enough grip to push the toy in one handed, as soon as you release the grip to shimmy you hand up higher in order to push more in... The toy will pull itself out in an rather surprisingly aggressive fashion. Nothing painful but like I said it's so slick and perfectly narrow, the natural pressure from you intestines will eject it from your body unless it is 12 or more inches in.

 At least that is my experience with it. I also tried keeping the other like two feet of toy on my bare chest while inserting just the end to stop the weight from pulling it out but instead the toy would just slip off my chest... Once again it was slicker than any other toy I have used the same lube on, though that isn't a bad thing by any means.

 Note: I like having one hand free as I tend to look at porn on my phone while toying, and getting lube all over my free hand kinda messes with that which is why using two hands is a nuisance for me. Also I tend to toy in the shower to prevent making a mess.

  Final Thoughts:
 -I really liked this toy, the silicone was top notch and didn't have any odors to it nor does it pick up any.
-Also silicon is super easy to clean, via boiling, bleach or just throwing it in the dishwasher so that's always a plus. 
-The translucent wasn't as clear as I liked and apparently will discolor slightly over time.
-The toy was also hard to use one handed.
-The texture and shape was amazing and made the toy very unique.
-Silicone tends to attract hair and lint like a magnet.

 



Pros:
 -Amazing Depth Play
-Awesomely stimulating and unique design
-Customization for Colors/Options like bore holes
-Mine was shipped in about two days
-Gradual Taper Allowing for Depth Training
-Made from high quality, Easy to clean and odorless silicone

 Cons:
 -Hard to use one handed 
-Translucent color can discolor over time

 *I talked with a rep from the company after writing this review and they said the discoloration is mainly caused from high heats and exposure to intense light like sunlight. And shouldn't really discolor unless subjugated to these conditions.*

   So there you have it my 100% honest thoughts on this toy, I am defiantly glad I picked it up and would give it 4 stars out of 5. And just as a heads up I paid for this toy full price about a year ago and this post is not sponsored by the company in any way.

 Thank you for reading and I hope if you pick one up you enjoy the toy as much as me.